Deep Conversations

Does anyone want a glimpse into the deep conversations M and I have while sitting on the couch after a long day? The utter genius may astound you.

Ready?

Me to M: You smell like cheese.

M: No, I don't.

Me: J smells like milk.

M: Ok.

Me: Maddux smells like Fritos.

M: Ok.

Me: I smell like strawberries.

M: (blank stare)

Me: I'm a pretty pony.

M: (in his head) Don't look it in the eyes.

M slowly turns his eyes away in fear that direct eye contact may incite more crazy.

I may be certifiable.

Come live in my shoes for a day and you just might be talking ragtime.

Let me know if you want to delve into more lunacy.  I've got plenty.

What My New Business Is All About

I wrote a previous post about my new business adventure on becoming a Consultant with Ava Anderson Non Toxic. Since then, I have been promoted and have already started growing my team with two new consultants. I now want you to know what this business is all about and why I joined and why this company and their mission is so important to me in more detail.

Ava Anderson Non Toxic is all about educating you on the harmful chemicals that are in our everyday products.  At 14, Ava Anderson was horrified to learn of the toxic chemicals in her beauty products so she took action and found manufacturers and researchers to develop the first truly safe and chemical free products on the market.  The terms “natural”, “pure”, and “safe” don’t mean a thing when they are on a label.  It’s “green-washing” and you can be smarter!

Some questions to think about:

Did you know that fragrance actually isn’t an ingredient but a term and manufacturers can include any ingredients within this listing?  Check out this link on why it is so important to go non-toxic and start being your own ingredient detective.

Do you know how many chemicals Europe bans versus the U.S?

Ø  Europe bans 1,371 while the U.S. only bans 11.  U.S. manufacturers must remove these ingredients on the products they export to Europe but are not required to do so in the ones they supply to their own citizens!

Do you know what our largest organ is?

Ø  It’s our skin.  When something is applied to our skin, it is almost immediately absorbed (in about 26 seconds) into our blood stream.  Dr. Samuel Epstein. former Chairman of the Cancer Prevention Coalition and author of the book "Toxic Beauty" stated that it is more dangerous to put something on our skin than it is to eat it!

Do you know how many chemicals the average man or woman has in their system?

Ø  Average man or woman has about 485 chemicals

Do you know how many chemicals the average woman has in her system before she even leaves the house in the morning?

Ø  More than 250!!!

Another interesting fact: The President’s Cancer Council stated that 10% of cancer is caused by hereditary factors while 90% is caused by environmental factors which includes the air we breathe, things we ingest, and products we apply to our skin.

Do you know of any friends or family that have a child with allergies, autism, ADHD, or hormone imbalances?  These all could be caused from toxic chemicals due to products applied to the skin while in the first or third trimesters of pregnancy.

It's all about the ingredients and being your own ingredient detective! Check out this list below and then go and grab your favorite product and I guarantee it includes AT LEAST one or two of these ingredients!

Shocking, right?  And for Sodium Lauryl Sulfate, manufacturers are not required to disclose that this is a known carcinogen (a cancer causing substance)!

Please also note those listed as endocrine disruptors.

But now!  There is a solution! Ava Anderson Non Toxic provides a full line of safe and effective products for the entire family!

avaSKIN – the original collection!  All designed to work together.

avaFACE- Beautify your skin with safe, non-toxic cosmetics.

avaBABY- The very best and safest baby products!  Diaper cream is a best seller! Can be used on rashes, eczema, psoriasis, cuts, burns, and any skin irritation at all.

avaSUN and avaBUG – Non-nanoparticle sunscreen.  No deet bug spray.

avaPET – Our pets count too!  Leave your pet feeling silky and healthy.

avaMEN – Includes aftershave and shave gel.

avaSCENT- Essential oil blends with NO synthetic fragrances!

avaHAIR – Formulated with organic aloe as the base.  Also keeps our water supply clean!

avaBODY – Keep your whole body soft, moisturized, and healthy!  Deodorant too!

avaHOME – Safe for family, children, pets, and septic systems. Your kids can help you clean! J loves it and asks for the "cweaner" and I can let him!
avaCANDLE - There is peppermint, chai tea, and for a limited time through 12/31/2014, fir tree!  All made with organic coconut wax (no nasty, toxic parrafin wax here)! Feel good about burning those candles and breathing in the healthy scent!

All products are made with 100% certified organic ingredients.  They include essential oils, plant extracts, and all are completely natural – truly!

I am so in love with this company and the products they offer that I had to dedicate at least one blog post here to their message! Once J came along, I did start thinking about the products I was using on him and what I was letting him marinate in while in the bathtub. I am so thankful that I discovered Ava Anderson Non Toxic. J has now been completely transitioned over to these non toxic products and I even send sunscreen and diaper cream to his day care with him. M and I are getting there and I will say, my skin feels way better than it ever has.

There is so much research out there and I encourage you to go and find it and educate yourself.  The dangers are real and why not practice a precautionary principle at least? Once you know, you can never un-know.

Even still, the products are amazing and really do work!

If you would like any additional information, please don't hesitate to contact me. This business has been life changing!

You may also visit my web page at www.avaandersonnontoxic.com/noelledonahue.  There is more information on the message, the products, hosting an avaHOUR, or joining this amazing company that is growing fast!

Like my Facebook page: www.facebook.com/avaandersonbynoelle

"We do not share this message about harmful and toxic chemicals to sell products, we created our products to share this message.” - Ava Anderson

Seasonal Reflection

Do you know what’s happened since last I wrote? A lot.

Do you know what I’ve been doing since I last wrote? A lot.

Do you know what’s going on with me and my family? A lot.

Do you see a theme?

Yeah, it’s been a little crazy between holidays, putting our townhouse on the market, rearing a two year old, tethering a dog, feeding a 36 year old, busting it out at my day job, and starting my new business.

But who isn’t busy? I’m preaching to the choir, I know.

But do you want to know what’s really been biting my brain lately? I was told at day care that J is the only child there that consistently says “Thank you.” This makes my chest swell with pride and makes my heart joyful. But it also disturbs me with the thoughts of are parents REALLY not teaching their children to be polite and respectful? M and I always make sure J is saying his please and thank yous when they are necessary. It’s actually pretty automatic. “Say thank you, Jackson.” How hard is that? And now, we don’t always need to remind him. Parents are the best teachers and examples for their children. How are children not learning these things? I know there is a generation gap out there where respect is gone and the sense of entitlement is raging. We need to all get back to the basic of manners and child rearing and teach our children etiquette, manners, respect, and how to be a good person.

I see kids and even parents out there expecting everything to be handed to them because the world owes them. The world owes us nothing. Everyone wants a bigger house, bigger toys, better cars, a pool, outrageous vacations, and piles of money. What ever happened with being grateful and happy with what you have? Once upon a time food, clothing, and a warm house was enough. Not today. Everyone expects diamonds and gold. Get real. If you want that, go out and work for it. Stop expecting it all to be handed to you. Get a job, bust your butt, and help yourself. While you’re at, go outside and play in the dirt and drink the hose water.

As Christmas approaches, we do not go overboard with gifts for J. We want him to understand the spirit and meaning of the holiday and that tons of gifts are not the norm. I don’t ever want him thinking he gets more and more and more. That’s not life. You don’t always get what you want, when you want, or how much you want. The spirit of the season is peace, giving, light, life, and love. And really, what more is needed?

From our homes to yours, have a blessed Christmas and remember the reason for the season.

Sailing New Seas

There it is!  The new opportunity I was talking about before.  I did it.  I took the leap and am taking a chance.  I'm scared as hell but that's where the good stuff happens, right?

Ava Anderson Non Toxic is a whole line of products that are chemical and toxin fee. No bad things AT ALL in them.  There is so much nasty stuff that is legal to put into your home and beauty products.  And the results and effects of these toxins are immense.  We're talking cancer, ADHD, autism, birth defects, asthma, the list goes on.  I challenge and encourage you to do your own research on the ingredients that are in your every day products.  I promise you there is at LEAST one bad one!  Fragrance, anyone? Phthalates? Endocrine distruptors?  Google it.  And then come to my launch!

When: Friday, September 26 at 7pm or Saturday, September 27 at 1pm.
Where: My place.
Why: Because there are dangers lurking in your cabinets, people! But seriously, let me give you some important information about the ingredients and teach you to be ingredient detectives!

Let me know if you want come!  Or if you want to try anything.  I can get an order in for you.  There's also insane benefits for hosting an avaHOUR.  Yes!  They are short and informative because we know how precious your time is.

There is a solution and I want to tell people about it!  So that's what I'm doing.  Informing and educating people of the negative effects of toxic chemicals and to let you know that there IS a solution.

And best of all - the products really work!  I love them and they are all I will put on J now.  His bottom is precious after all.

I'm really hoping that I can garner some customers, make a few dollars, and build a team.  This is the time to jump into this company because they are growing fast.  I can tell you how you can do it too!

Please follow my Facebook page for updates as well!  I promise they will be smart and not annoying and so frequent that you block it from your social media existence.

But seriously, this is an ocean of fright for me so your support and encouragement is paramount to me.  Please help me reach my goals and turn this business into a success!

Yay for safe, effective, and kid friendly products!

"We do not share this message about harmful and toxic chemicals to sell products, we created our products to share this message.” - Ava Anderson

Random Thoughts

This sign should be posted on my head.  It's a great example of the state of my brain at any given moment.  So is this previous ragtime post from A Homemade Kitchen.

This photo is also a great example of the stellar safety precautions in the area surrounding my work building.  I feel very safe.  Not only from myself but from the potential life threatening emergencies that could occur while I innocently work 9 floors up from this life saving device.  Thank you, Cambridge.

Running in the rain and splashing in puddles is delightful.  Especially when it includes the giggles and squeals of a two year old boy.

I have issues with pedestal sinks.  I realize their purpose is to be space saving and give the illusion of a bigger space but when I look at them I just think where the heck are you supposed to put your cleaners, toilet brush, extra toilet paper, extra hand towels, and other bathroom-y things you don't want to have out in the open? Oh yes, you can use baskets and open shelving for these things but do your guests really want to see your industrial sized tub of toilet scrub?  And if you put things in baskets, you basically just took up the space in the bathroom the pedestal sink was supposed to free up.  Maybe I'm lazy, I also don't want to go into another closet down the hall, or in the other room, or into the depths of a dank basement to get these things when I need them.  I want them there, now, and in my hands in a matter of seconds.

It irritates the living crap out of me when co-workers leave for the day or go on vacation and leave their cubicle lights on.  Like seriously.  Turn them off, you energy wasters.

I ran about 500 feet in flip flops and then had death darts shooting up my shins for a week.

Candy Crush Saga steals your soul.

Cilantro is the devil's food.

Calling chocolate chips 'potty treats' while in the store gives you confused and scathing looks from other shoppers.

My brain haunts me.  In the middle of the night, or while driving, or while sitting at my desk.  These thoughts are what develop into these blog posts.

You're a charmed reader, then, for willfully exposing yourself to my thoughts.

You are a smarter person for doing so.

Or dumber.

Or just as crazy.

Goodbye and shut your goose, clown.

Where Are You Going?

In the great expanses of life, where are you going?  Where do you plan to be in the future?  What do you want from your life, your career, your bank account?  Don't lie, we all know you want more.

I've been doing a lot of thinking and searching about what is best for me, my family, my career, and yes, my bank account.  But in the state I live in, the economy of this country, and the flat out working world, it is very difficult to get ahead, to make more money, and to basically thrive.  I don't know how people here are doing it.

But, I don't want to get political so I'm going to make this a bit more personal.  I'm thinking about adding a second job to my already ridiculously full schedule.  But not one that will eat up much more time away from home.  I am thinking about contributing to my family financially more successfully, eventually having some more time at home with my family, and did I mention this?  Having a bit more money in my pocket.

It's very difficult for working mothers to find a balance and be there for their children.  I am gone about 40 hours a week from my family.  This includes time in the office and commute time.  Thankfully I work one day a week from home so that cuts the commute time and lessens the hours that day I am away from my family.  This country makes it very difficult for mother's to find a better balance, to work more from inside the home, and to be with family.  It's all about work, work, work here and to better your chances, you have to work within an office environment, put in long hours, and prove that you want a career.

I have worked these past fourteen years full time without the push, without the drive, and without the passion to climb higher and higher.  I never wanted the big time job.  I wanted a family and a home.  But I do enjoy working.  I have done so much research and there aren't very many jobs that allow you to work from home and that pay decently.  It's sad these don't exist.

The internet is saturated with mom sites, mom blogs, and sites there to assist mother's in finding suitable jobs so they can still contribute to their family financially.  Believe me, I've searched and looked and there are helpful articles and sites but still very difficult to find a job that is worth it.

Now let's be clear - I am not leaving my current job.  I have great flexibility, great benefits, and I enjoy the work.  Who just doesn't want a little extra cash to help you out?

I'm still trying to figure that out and I may have an opportunity in the works where I can maintain my current job, do as much or as a little with the new opportunity, and potentially have more time with my family (which I realize seems like an oxymoron when I'm thinking about an additional job).  It is all still very new and in the starting stages but I'm hopeful.  I'm also scared.  I don't take risks but the day in which I spoke with someone who does what I'm thinking about doing, my daily calendar said "Your Inner Bitch Knows: "Success is never guaranteed.  She also knows that we are guaranteed to fail if we don't even try.  Take a chance on something that matters to you."  I'm not one for "signs" and deeper meaning but it was just kind of prolific at that particular moment.  And I have never had this feeling or motivation to really go for it with something this strongly in a long time.  It's also a sort of thing I never would have ever imagined myself doing because it was always something that had a stigma and point of annoyance with me.  Go figure.

I am probably a little insane to take on another responsibility when I just finished school but the potential benefits here may just outweigh this.

Or I am just insane.

But I will let you know and keep you posted.

Life is hard, man.

Let's Hear it For the Boys

Being a mother of a boy, I've discovered a few things for myself that I have only ever read about.  As he is only two, I know more and more are coming but for now, let's reflect on what is happening now.

1.  Boys are born thinking farts are funny.  Any rumble from down below triggers a multitude of giggles.  Once M farted so loudly at the kitchen table, it reverberated off of the wooden chair and actually startled J.  It may have been the only time J didn't think a fart was funny.

2.  The pull my finger game is fun at any age.  Just ask M.

3.  The penis pulling and scrotum squishing occurs immediately once the pants are off.  It doesn't matter if it's in the tub or sitting on the potty trying to pee.  The yanking happens.  And the peeing on the hand  happens.  Listen boys, it ain't ever going to fall off.  The morning salute also starts early.

4.  I'm not sure this encompasses all boys, but lately, J despises wearing any sort of sweatshirt, jacket, or coat.  You'd think I was trying to dip him into battery acid the way he wails and kicks.

5.  Their fascination and love of cars, trucks, airplanes, dump trucks, tow trucks, excavators, backhoes, helicopters, and transportation vehicles of any kind is profound.

6.  They love to hunt down bugs, watch them run around, and ferociously squash them with their bare hands.

7.  Consistently dirty fingernails, sand adhered to their scalp, and scraped knees is the norm.  The child would look a fool without these things.

8.  There is no sound decibel that is too loud.  Whether it be the TV or his own voice.  He is deaf to the volume.

9.  When my son raises his arms and looks at me with those deep blue eyes and in his perfect little voice says, "hug?", I will drop whatever it is I am doing and will scoop that little nugget up.  Even if it is when he is in the tub, sopping wet because I know, soon enough the eye rolling and the "you just don't understand, mom" and the "leave me alone, mom" will be upon me.  So far now, if that little boy asks for a hug, you bet your last red cent I'm giving that hug.

10.  Being called "Mama" is my favorite thing in the whole world.  And from his little voice.  I am putting in my request now that I shall always be called Mama and it shall always be done in that little voice.  Thank you.

11.  Little boys love their Mamas. Amen.